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BREAKING NEWS: BIRD WINS BIG!

By Stewie the Art Expert Cat

Santa Monica, CA (The Hollywood Times) 2/21/19. “That dumb Boy Scout had it comin’ to him”, said the magnificent bird when I asked him why he scooped up the Boy Scout. Even though I, an amazing hunter orange cat, would love to dig into those feathers, I’m glad the punk kid got nabbed and the bird 🦅 is still flying. Check out the far bottom right next to the punks hand and you’ll see that he dropped the slingshot that he used to try to kill the glorious bird. When I was living on the mean streets of Maryland I got shot up by a gang of kids with a BB gun. That happened before I met my glorious mom @cynthiaunderwood I’m glad the bird got the kid. I’m all about Girl Scouts and their cookies. Memorial service info forthcoming.

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On any given day you can find me, Cynthia Underwood, writing for The Hollywood Times or in my studio painting with my big, giant orange cat, Stewie. Stewie is a celebrated Art Expert and author.

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Valerie Milano is the well-connected Senior Editor and TV Critic at TheHollywoodTimes.today, a website that aggregates showbiz news curated for, and written by, insiders of the entertainment industry. (@HwoodTimes @TheHollywood.Times) Milano, whose extraordinary talents for networking in the famously tight-clad enclave of Hollywood have placed her at the center of the industry’s top red carpets and events since 1984, heads daily operations of a uniquely accessible, yet carefully targeted publication. For years, Milano sat on the board as a chief organizer of the Television Critics Association’s press tours, held twice a year in Beverly Hills and Pasadena. She has written for Communications Daily, Discover Hollywood, Hollywood Today, Television International, and Video Age International, and contributed to countless other magazines and digests. Valerie works closely with the Human Rights Campaign as a distinguished Fed Club Council Member. She also works with GLSEN, GLAAD, Outfest, NCLR, LAMBDA Legal, and the Desert Aids Project, in addition to donating both time and finances to high-profile nonprofits. She has been an active member of the Los Angeles Press Club for a couple of years and looks forward to the possibility of contributing to the future success of its endeavors. Milano’s passion for meeting people extends from Los Feliz to her favorite getaway, Palm Springs. There, she is a member of the Palm Springs Museum of Art and a prominent Old Las Palmas-area patron.